1 – ‘Come Get Your Data,’ They Said. ‘It’ll Be Fine,’ They Said

2- When Your Cloud Bill Arrives and It’s Higher Than Your Rent

3- That Moment When AWS Free Credits Run Out and You Realize…It’s Time to Sell a Kidney

4- When Cloud Costs Make You Seriously Consider Running a Data Center in Your Basement

5- When the Cloud Bill Arrives and You Consider a Career Change

6- Cloud Bill Hits, and Suddenly You’re Just a Shell of Your Former Self

7- When You Spend More Time Tagging Than Actually Using the Cloud

8-Started at $0.001/Hour, Ended Up With a $30,000 Surprise

9- Remember? The famous spreadsheets listing all your compute instances

10- That Feeling When Your Cloud Costs Are Haunting Your Dreams

11- Trying to Stay Calm While Cloud Complexity Laughs in 100 Services

12- Begging for cloud credits
